I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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