Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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