Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
True strength comes from lack of pants
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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