too bad you live with your parents still
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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