apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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