you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
