All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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