Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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