Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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