Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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