just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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