Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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