can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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