well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I can't trust your balls anymore.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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