Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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