Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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