I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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