i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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