i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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