Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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