Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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