But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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