No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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