we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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