He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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