i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have post one night stand depression
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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