Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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