I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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