; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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