the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I got inside last night via doggy door
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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