Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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