i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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