Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
