Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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