have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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