Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The ass gains better be worth it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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