Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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