We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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