Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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