just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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