Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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