Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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