Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i dont even know how to be here
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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