Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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