Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Drunk is not a location!
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