my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We have started to decorate penises.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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