best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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