is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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