i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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