my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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