so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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