Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He did a backflip because drugs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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