we're blogging at a bar
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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