STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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