I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
