i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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