I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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