That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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